Evolution of the Man

2008
10.08



 

The other day I was speechless when I opened a school notebook of a 4-year-old girl and saw “A” for an apple, not a fruit but the latest model of Apple Air. I decided that time has come to write this article.

 

If we extrapolate the Darwin’s theory of Evolution it is certain that present and future generations are ready for some extraordinary changes not only is physiological but all types. Some of the changes can be imagined right away:

 

Fingertips will transform to suitability required for best brand of keyboards, keypads and cell phones. Wrist bone will convex to hold mouse more efficiently.

 

Eardrums will become exact fit for earplug available for best MP Player(s).

 

Crash of hard drive or network, system breakdown, cable damage or any such interruptions will be equivalent to tsunami, such events will have direct impact on the cognitive and other receptive processes.

 

Backbone will take form of an arched bow for non-stop computing, needless to say hips will be more adapt for sitting postures (broader and flatter) and legs will become weak before disappearing altogether.

 

Eyes will be prime receptor and touch, taste, smell and other senses will be weak.

 

Language will evolve too, opening windows (to let air in) will be considered as slip of tongue for switching on to an obsolete OS.

 

My imagination has started running amok, what about the force-feed for junkies along with the friend feed or non-nutrient ejector…my intellect is now telling me to stop.

 

Imagine a home where there is no sitting room, veranda, lobby or a dinning room because non-existent chat rooms will replace these.

 

Imagine a street without daily commuters who want to drive when you can have a 60 seconds commute or doing business @ speed of thought will depend upon your network speed.

 

Imagine emotions are replaced by the emoticons (how much you are loved will depend upon how many smilies and huggies you receive on your server.

 

A depressed person is equivalent of a guy working on a stand-alone computer and hyper actives will have multiple networks and arrays of virtual communities.

 

Computing habitat of 21st century will be the place where nerds will take holidays to slow down and relax.

 

Voluntarism will mean helping virtual communities who are stuck in this century’s computing mode.

 

Most nightmarish thought is to loose one’s face permanently by designer avatar. Hey, preserve those photos.

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4 Responses to “Evolution of the Man”

  1. rohan says:

    wonderfully written……………..some imaginations are really nice……..the whole material is just like reading fantasy or watching science fiction movie……….but we need human emotions more than emoticons coz emotions represents expression and love.

    keep it up

  2. mohit says:

    hi
    nice website buddy
    kool
    keep it up
    n
    “Evolution of the man” is wonderfully written
    u hv taken the good topic n by the readin time i feel like i m readin some fantasy ,no doubt its good bt u must also keep the human emotion too
    bye

  3. Kaya says:

    Heyy.. great effort to make man realise where he has reached and what all he has done to himself in this race for being more and more hi-tech day by day.. well done..

  4. Mudassar says:

    Hilarious & Horrible picture…. lmao
    I wish to die before it happens…. :D
    anyway interesting post…
    I loved
    “Imagine emotions are replaced by the emoticons (how much you are loved will depend upon how many smilies and huggies you receive on your server.”

    and

    “Most nightmarish thought is to loose one’s face permanently by designer avatar. Hey, preserve those photos.”

    http://muddleheaded.wordpress.com

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